Cursed

Could today have got any worse

I've got dog crap in my hair

And I think I've been cursed

Dog Crap in my hair

I tryed to wash it out

But my showers bust

I wacked my nose on a chair

And I think I've been cursed

Cursed

Chorus:

Cursed from the devil

Cursed from the pyramids

Cursed from a witch

Life is such a bitch

Repeat Chorus

Such a bitch

(Guitar solo)

Repeat Chorus

My cat pissed in my trainers

I went out for a run

I thought I was getting sweaty

When I knew it wasn't fun

Was not funny

I locked myself out

And saw my oven on

I smashed a window to get in

My chickens overdone

Repeat Chorus

Lost my ticket to a gig

Now I'm done £50

Slipped up in public

People took the mick

Repeat Chorus x2

Dog crap in my hair

Showers bust, need to repair

Wacked my nose on a chair

Pissed in trainers life's unfair

Repeat Chorus x2