Cheap Date

Pop the cork on yesterday's wine

'Cause I don't feel like going out tonight

Let's spin a couple of forty-fives

And order some Chinese takeout

Do the dishes and turn down the lights

Watch West Side Story for the eighteenth time

I couldn't think of a better way to spend my Friday night

No cover charge or taxicabs

C'mon, baby, what do you say?

I'll be your cheap date

Put my little black dress away

'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown

I'm more about the right here, right now

Think of all the loving we'll make

Think of all the money we'll save

You don't have to go far to take me home

I'll be your cheap date

Never cared much for fancy champagne

Unpronounceable fancy French names

I'd much rather just sit on the couch and make out

Mmm, it's been long hard week

And I don't want nothing but you holding me

I'll be your cheap date

Put my little black dress away

'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown

I'm more about the right here, right now

Think of all the loving we'll make

Think of all the money we'll save

You don't have to go far to take me home

I'll be your cheap date, hey

Come a little closer baby

Let me be your cheap date

I'll be your cheap date

Put my little black dress away

'Cause I'm not really into the party downtown

No, I'm more about the you and me, right here and right now

Think of all the loving we'll make

Think of all the money we'll save

You don't have to go far to take me home

I'll be your cheap date

Ooh, I'll be your cheap date