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Artist: Calibretto 13
Canonical path: /calibretto-13/merry-freakin-christmas
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Merry Freakin' Christmas
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Merry Freakin' Christmas
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Well, I woke up that night to take a pee
Decided to look under the tree
Well, what did I see? Oh it was he, stuffing the stocking for me
It was my dad
He said: son, you're going on 19. It's time to face reality
There is no santa claus. Face it if you can
Cause Santa Claus was really just a man
Santa Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Why was I lied to? It's so hard to understand
Santa Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Now I'm very mad, cause Santa Claus was really just my dad
He sat me down that morning to explain
But all the words he told me were in vain
Because the lie that I was living had led me to believe
That santa claus was more than just a dream
He was my dad
Santa Claus was just a man, santa claus was just a man
Why was I lied to? It's so hard to understand
Santa claus was just a man, Santa claus was just a man
Now I'm very mad, cause Santa Claus was really just my dad
Lied to and deceived
Why is this world trying to trick me?
Lied to and deceived
It's all make believe
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