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Artist: Camelot (Musical)
Canonical path: /camelot-musical/how-to-handle-a-woman
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How to Handle A Woman
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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How to Handle A Woman
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ARTHUR:
"How to handle a woman?
There's a way," said the wise old man,
"A way known by ev'ry woman
Since the whole rigmarole began."
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer.
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling: "No indeed.
How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her...simply love her...
Merely love her...love her...love her."
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