Eighties Fan

Eighties Fan

You know it really won't surprise me

if you're a wreck by the age of 14, the way you look

the way you look is fine.

So often calico words in eighties

you sister she's an eighties fan

that's alright cause iv'e told you so is mine.

You say our life would be the death of you,

tell me do you wash your hair in honey juice?

I'll long for all of them to fall in love with you

but they never do.

Drinking vodka on the fire

mother has a watchful eye so look again

she's onto you this time.

Run away to a bed and breakfast

console yourself with the readers digest.

Grey and yellow pages all alone.

You say our life would be the death of you

tell me do you wash your hair in honey juice?

I'll long for all of them to fall in love with you.

but they never do, no they never do. x2

I'm going to tell you something good about yourself...

and i'll say it loud and i'll never say it bout no one else...