Your Fault

[Jack]

But it isn't my fault

I was given those beans!

You persuaded me to trade away

My cow for beans!

And without those beans

There'd have been no stalk

To get up to the giant's

In the first place!

[Baker]

Wait a minute, magic beans

For a cow so old

That you had to tell

A lie to sell it

Which you told!

Were they worthless beans?

Were they oversold?

Oh, and tell us who persuaded you

To steal that gold

[Little Red Riding Hood]

See, it's your fault

[Jack]

No!

[Baker]

Yes, it's you fault

[Jack]

No!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

Yes, it is!

[Jack]

It's not!

[Baker]

It's true

[Jack]

Wait a minute

But I only stole the gold

To get my cow back

From you!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

So it's your fault!

[Jack]

Yes!

[Baker]

No, it isn't!

I'd have kept those beans

But our house was cursed

She made us get the cow to get

The curse reversed!

[Witch]

It's his father's fault

That the curse got placed

And the place got cursed

In the first place!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

Oh!

Then it's his fault!

[Witch]

So

[Cinderella]

It was his fault!

[Jack]

No

[Baker]

Yes, it is

It's his

[Cinderella]

I guess

[Jack]

Wait a minute, though

I chopped down the beanstalk

Right, that's clear?

But without any beanstalk

Then what's queer

Is how did the second giant get down here

In the first place?

Second place?

[Cinderella]

Yes!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

How?

[Baker]

Hmmm

[Jack]

Well

Who had the other bean?

[Baker]

The other bean?

[Cinderella]

The other bean?

[Jack]

You pocketed the other bean

[Baker]

I didn't!

Yes, I did

[Little Red Riding Hood]

So it's your-

[Baker]

No, it isn't

'Cause I gave it to my wife!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

So it's her fault!

[Baker]

No, it isn't!

[Cinderella]

Then whose is it?

[Baker]

Wait a minute!

She exchanged that bean

To obtain your shoe

So the one who knows what happened

To that bean is you!

[Cinderella]

You mean that old bean

That your wife? Oh, dear

But I never knew

And so I threw-

Well, don't look here!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

So it's your fault!

[Cinderella]

But-

[Jack]

See, it's her fault!

[Cinderella]

But-

[Jack]

And it isn't mine at all!

[Baker]

But what?

[Cinderella]

Well, if you hadn't gone

Back up again

[Jack]

We were needy

[Cinderella]

You were greedy!

Did you need that hen?

[Jack]

But I got it for my mother!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

So it's her fault then!

[Cinderella]

Yes, and what about the harp

In the third place?

[Baker]

The harp, yes!

[Jack]

She went and dared me to!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

I dared you to?

[Jack]

You dared me to!

She said that I was scared

So she dared me!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

No, I didn't!

[Baker & Cinderella]

So it's your fault!

[Little Red Riding Hood]

Wait a minute!

[Cinderella]

If you hadn't dared him to

[Baker]

And you had left the harp alone

We wouldn't be in trouble

In the first place!

[All]

You're responsible

You're the one to blame

It's your fault!