Better Than You

I hope this won't sound impolite

Or come across as too forthright

But, even though you seem alright, I

Think I'm better than you!

Now please do keep this thought in mind

That's just my personal conviction

You're smart and fun

You're sweet and kind

I'd call our friendship an addiction

Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce

But still I find I have to say I

Think I might be better than you!

You seem impressed with what you've shown

But I don't find it that compelling

You've sung my praise, but not your own

And well, I think that's pretty telling

But while we're on the subject of

How I'm superb and leagues above

You

Ought to know I'm number one!

I know that might be hard to swallow

(La la la la!)

This hurts you just as much as me

(Oooh)

But when this song is sung then you, and I'll know

That you're just a nobody!

Well, friend I don't know what to say

Try starting with your resignation

Lets end this in the finale

I'm dying from anticipation

You're really great, but let me state

You denigrate and seem to hate

The fact I'll break you, abdicate

Before I can asphyxiate, I

Think I might be better than you!

Don't hate me because it's true!

Just know

I'm

Better than

You've been outdone

Now I've really won

But it was fun

Your end's begun, and

Now I know I'm better than you!

And I'll prove it to you too!

So watch as I identify

The skill to show I qualify

Like keeping up this camp charade

And tricking kids to drink kool-aid to sacrifice them-

Oh, wait