Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time

I think lyrics need to rhyme

And you're not asking

But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache

I eat cheese

But only on pizza, Please

And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

Otherwise it smells like feet to me

And I

I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail

And I love it when you say

My na-e-a-e-ame

If you wanna know

Here it goes

Gonna tell you theres

A part of me for show

If we're close gonna let you see

Everything

But Remember that you asked for it

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess

At the rest

But you wanna hear what

Lives in my brain, My heart

Well you asked for it

For your Perusing

At times Confusing

Slightly Amusing

Introducing Me

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I never

Trust a dog to watch my food

And I like to use the word dude

As a noun, Or an adverb

Or an adjective

And I, I Never

Really been into cars

I like really cool guitars

And Superheroes

And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

I love the sound of violins

And makin' someone Smi-e-i-e-ile

If you wanna know

Here it goes

Gonna tell you theres

A part of me for show

If we're close gonna let you see

Everything

But Remember that you asked for it

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess

At the rest

But you wanna hear what

Lives in my brain, My heart

Well you asked for it

For your Perusing

At times Confusing

Possibly Amusing

Introducing Me

Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too

So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime

So...

If you wanna know

Here it goes

Gonna tell you theres

A part of me for show

If we're close gonna let you see

Everything

But Remember that you asked for it

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you take a guess

At the rest

But you wanna hear what

Lives in my brain, My heart

Well you asked for it

For your Perusing

At times Confusing

Hopefully Amusing

Introducing Me

Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do

Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do

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