To Your Doom!

This farm used to be peaceful

Do you remember that?

We made delicious honey

And I was never sad

'Cause your nemesis can be ignored when he lives on a beach

Not when he's in your garden

Musing on a peach

Oh pretty Elliott, with your nose

So high up in the air

All your posh talk and your perfect shiny hair

Oh, and it must be so romantic just to see your love in bloom

But I remain here drinking to your doom, to your doom

Let's raise a glass to your eternal doom

Chilling on this farm, we had the most idyllic time

Collecting gifts from Gunther and fighting in the mine

Now you tell me that it's over and our harmony will end

'Cause you fell in love with Elliott

And moved him to our land

Oh busy Elliott, I don't care

About your attitude and the stuff you wear

Your work ethic and all your lavish hair

Oh, and it must be so romantic just to see your love in bloom

But I remain here drinking to your doom, to your doom

Let's raise a glass to your eternal doom

A village full of bachelors and your choice is that guy

Oh

Let's live like this forever

I guess that was a lie

A lie

He talks a lot, your husband

It's really fascinating

About writing and his work

And not procrastinating

I don't know how you can stand him with his productivity

Maybe I should work on my negativity

Alright, Elliott, I confess

Sometimes I do care

About your achievements and your perfect shiny hair

And maybe it's romantic just to

Yes, it is romantic just to see your love in bloom

But sometimes I'm still drinking to your doom, to your doom

Let's raise a glass

We'll raise our glass to your doom

Oh pretty Elliott, with your nose

So high up in the air

All your posh talk and extremely fancy hair

Oh, and it's a little bit romantic just to see your love in bloom

But Friday nights I'm drinking to your doom, to your doom

Let's raise a glass to your eternal doom