Mummified In Bong Water

The skies grew black in Richmond

The clouds came suddenly, in thunderous wakes the herald of slaughter

An oblong hole a mile long

A portal to nowhere? Or perhaps a portal to putrescent party-foul

Water spills forth, billions of tons, out from the sky, people running for their lives

Drowning in fear, sickening stench, unable to breathe bong water, beer, and piss

Water spills forth, billions of tons, out from the sky, dead bodies floating open-eyed

Drowning in fear, sickening stench, unable to breathe bong water, beer, and piss

Bongwaterlogged corpses floating

Twisted dead faces are bloating

Gross

Senselessly submerged

Sick

Mummies reemerge

Contaminated mass of murdered funky-smelling zombies murmur

Objections to their new form

And other bodies bob above the lurid sea of gruesome gore

Victims of resin storms

Shuddersome, the mutants come in droves they swim through weed-like scum

Fluids used to transform

Flesh turned green like some bad dream, aquatic beasts and fearsome fiends

Water spills forth, billions of tons, out from the sky, people running for their lives

Drowning in fear, sickening stench, unable to breathe bong water, beer, and piss

Water spills forth, gajillions of tons, out from the sky, dead bodies floating open-eyed

As mutants some survive, even then not alive

Human life to deprive, liquids are pushed inside

Mummified in bong water