Art-Bitch

"My art is called "egocentric-soft-porno"

or maybe it's just narcisism

my one and only subject

goes from something like anything but "me-ism"

I ain't no art-ist

I'm an art-bitch

I sell my paintings to the mens I eat

I have no portifolio

I am an art-ho

I go out with people I don't know

wouldn't it be easier

for beardesley

he could drop the paintings

and photograph his penis

or take pix of the chicks

yeah, you know what I mean

wouldn't it be easier for esher?

he could drop math

and make it happen on his mattres

two girls and a cam,

three girls and a cam,

put a dog in there

escher want's to make a polaroid scam!

I ain't no art-ist

I'm an art-bitch

I sell my paintings to the mans I eat

I am an art-ho (don't tell me you don't know)

I only show where's there's expensive free alcohol

I'm in the magazines

but what I do is

take pics of my sexual positions

you know... me and some other wannabes

I wanna be revolutionary

I can poo on my studio

I'm so cool I have my work published

on visionary

I'm also hardcore

my crap seels more than my pee

and there's people who want's to see more

what I do is called art-shit

don't you dare make fun of me

what I do was featured

on the pages of i-D

Hello! I am so fake

even my mom sees

this "art" is just an excuse

for me to show my tits!

I'm an art-bitch

art-bitch

art-bitch

my art stink and I don't exist!

I'm an art-ho

art-ho

art-ho

I go for the easy! I just wanna be in the art-shows!

I'm an ART-STAR

no, no, no,

leave it to yeah yeah yeahs

what I do is GO to the ART-BARTS

lick my art-tit, art-tit, art-tit

lick it carefully cuz it was in the magazines

suck my art-hole, art-hole, art-hole

becareful honey! you are sucking my head, the hole is down there!

fuck you ART-BITCH!

you celebrity wannabe

YOUR WORK STINK!

AND YOU DON'T EXIST!"