If I Was

If i was michael jackson you would dance with me -- hoooo

My daddy drives a truck and mama's a beautician

Free haircut with a box of chocolate chip cookies

Carpool to grade school while eatin' a pop tart

While you were getting driven in a lincoln town car

One teacher 30 students, takin' it in

While 30 teachers taught you 30 different languages

I'd have to wait for christmas to get a skateboard

While "my little pony" meant you kept it in a stable

One pair, of shoes a year

You would never wear the same pair twice

If you're lookin' for soul

That's what you'd get, and i'd give what i got

Chorus:

If i was michael jackson you would dance with me

If i was tom cruise you would try to marry me

If i was justin bieber you would rock my cradle

If i was god you'd to be my angel

I could be all that you want and more

If i was david beckham you would always let me score

But i'm not and i'm never gonna be

So she don't really wanna, she don't wanna be with me

My mother keeps a cabinet of porcelain jars

While your father keeps an armoire of cuban cigars

A 6 month lease on a station wagon

While your pops paid cash for a rolls royce phantom

Interior, italian, a-decked out

Ikea, no interest, and self check out

Your uncle made millions fleeing from the stock market

My uncle makes a living selling trinkets at the flea market

Rolex, platinum diamonds

My fossil is literally fossilized

Oh, the rich, i got, my father

Gave what he had, and i got what i got

She don't want, she don't wanna be with me

But i'm not gonna be on the cover of rolling stone, oh no

Well i'm not gonna buy you a yacht

Leprechaun keep searching for your pot of gold

She would want to be with me

If i was, donald trump she'd love me for all my money