When Big Joan Sets Up

Hoy hoy When Big Joan comes out

Her arms are too small

Her head like uh ball

She tied off her horse

'n galloped off into the moonbeams

She pulled up her blouse

n' compared her navel to the moon

I dig my life for uh while

Whin Big Joan sets up

Her hands are too small

She's too fat t' go out in the daylight

So she rolls around allnight

I'm just sorta thread

With uh drooped body

I'll set up with uh Big Joan

I'm too fat t' go out In the daylight

I'll stay up all night

I won't droop if you

Won't talk about your

Hands bein' too small

You know something's happenin'

Or you wouldn't of come out like yuh did

She ain't built for goin' naked

So she can't wear any new clothes

Or go t' the beach

They laugh at her body

Cause her hands are too small

When Big Joan sits up her hands are too small

She's outa reach

Uh turquoise scarf 'n uh sleeve

Rolled up over uh Merc Montclair

I'll sit up with yuh Big Joan

I'm too fat to go out in the daytime

I'll stay up all night

If yuh promise not t' talk

About yer hands bein' too small

Hoy hoy is she uh boy?