Not So Smart Phone

That band got everybody to dance

I don't think I've ever seen a better show

I found you standing at the back of the room

You were looking at your phone

No one knew why you said what you said

But I guess that we should have known

We thought that you were talking to us but

You were looking at your phone

I was surprised when you didn't laugh

I don't think I've ever told a better joke

I thought you must have fallen asleep but

You were looking at your phone

I woke up with a sense of despair

I went to you house to see if you were there

I told you I was down and that I felt so alone but

You were looking at your phone

We went to see the northern lights

And while they shimmered and shone

You were having a hundred person face book fight

You were looking at your phone

I saw a guy on the side of the road

Dressed like death

In long black robes

I ask you if we should give him a ride you said "sure"

You were looking at your phone

The full moon started to crack

It looked like it was ready to explode

I said:

"I think this might be the end of the world"

You said "uh huh"

You were looking at your phone

I told you that I don't love you anymore

And maybe I'd be better off on my own

I ask if you would be okay

You just shrugged

You were looking at your phone

You were looking at your phone

You were looking at your phone

You were looking at your phone