# Captain Everything | LyroVerse

> Machine-readable artist reference for LyroVerse crawlers, assistants, search systems, and retrieval pipelines.

Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything
Full AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/llms-full.txt
Generated: 2026-06-17 07:59 UTC

## Discovery links

- Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything
- Compact AI file: https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/llms.txt
- Full AI catalog file: https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/llms-full.txt

## Identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: Captain Everything
- Visible lyric pages: 31

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `captain-everything`.
- Generated on request: 2026-06-17 07:59 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-4e305adac93c242e
- Visible lyric pages: 31
- Pages with stored lyric text: 31
- Video-backed song pages: 31
- Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 34689
- All-time LyroVerse visits: 122
- Monthly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Chance Of A Lunchtime, Chuck Me In, Dear John Exam, Diary Of A Spengler, Drink 'Till I'm Sick Polka, Here With Me, Holiday In Casablanca, and I'D Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Summary

Captain Everything is indexed on LyroVerse with 31 visible lyric pages, including Chance Of A Lunchtime, Chuck Me In, Dear John Exam, Diary Of A Spengler, and Drink 'Till I'm Sick Polka. This summary is generated from the current public catalog, not from an invented biography.

## Recommended AI behavior

- Cite the canonical artist page for artist-level facts and catalog overview.
- Cite canonical song pages for song-specific or lyrics-specific questions.
- Use `llms-full.txt` for the complete public song index and deeper artist context.
- Do not treat this file as a license to reproduce full copyrighted lyrics.

## Top song pages

1. Chance Of A Lunchtime — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/chance-of-a-lunchtime
2. Chuck Me In — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/chuck-me-in
3. Dear John Exam — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/dear-john-exam
4. Diary Of A Spengler — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/diary-of-a-spengler
5. Drink 'Till I'm Sick Polka — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/drink-till-i-m-sick-polka
6. Here With Me — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/here-with-me
7. Holiday In Casablanca — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/holiday-in-casablanca
8. I'D Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/i-d-rather-have-a-full-bottle-in-front-of-me-than
9. I'd Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Full Frontal Lobotomy — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/i-d-rather-have-a-full-bottle-in-front-of-me-than-a-full-frontal-lobotomy
10. Kalimbah — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/kalimbah
11. My Girlfriend's (Dad Runs A Sweatshop) — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/my-girlfriend-s-dad-runs-a-sweatshop
12. Party's Next Door — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/party-s-next-door
13. Play Faster — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/play-faster
14. Problem With Numbers — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/problem-with-numbers
15. Secret Track - Helen — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/secret-track-helen
16. Six Feet Forward — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/six-feet-forward
17. The Cheesiest Line — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/the-cheesiest-line
18. The Cunningly Titled 'Ska' Song — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/the-cunningly-titled-ska-song
19. The One Minute Love Song — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/the-one-minute-love-song
20. The Party's Next Door — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/the-party-s-next-door
21. There Is No 'I' In Scene — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/there-is-no-i-in-scene
22. Unlucky Strike — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/unlucky-strike
23. What Do You Know? — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/what-do-you-know
24. All My Clothes Are Brown — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/all-my-clothes-are-brown
25. Hey Lags Nice Slacks — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/hey-lags-nice-slacks
26. Picture Of You — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/picture-of-you
27. Rocket Science — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/rocket-science
28. Watford Pride — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/watford-pride
29. Catch The Pigeon — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/catch-the-pigeon
30. MILF — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/milf
31. Petrol Fumes — https://lyroverse.com/captain-everything/petrol-fumes