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Artist: Captain Everything
Canonical path: /captain-everything/the-cheesiest-line
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The Cheesiest Line
Read The Cheesiest Line lyrics by Captain Everything on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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The Cheesiest Line
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Sometimes it's hard to be alone
We never make love through the telephone
And I won't tell your Mum
If you say that you'll come
If you don't I'll have fun on my own
I can have lots of fun on my own
I can have lots of fun on my own
I can have lots of fun on my own
How much fun can you have on your own?
I got a picture on my wall
(It hangs there all night)
I hardly notice it at all
And I know that it's wrong
You've been gone for so long
I'm not asking for anything more
I'm not asking for anything more
I'm not asking for anything more
I'm not asking for anything more
Can I ask you for anything?
Sometimes it's hard to be alone
We never make love through the telephone
And I won't tell your Mum
If you say that you'll come
If you don't I'll have fun on my own
I can have lots of fun on my own
I can have lots of fun on my own
I can have lots of fun on my own
How much fun can you have on your own?
How much fun can you have on your own?
How much fun
Can you have
On your own?
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