Wot

When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine

But this cat starts banging man what a swine

So I called reception but to no avail

That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale

It went bang - I said shut up

It went bang - I said rap up

Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work

But the piledriver man drove me berserk

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot d'ya want

Once a lifetime

Twice a day

If you don't work you get no pay

I been to the east

I been to the west

But the girls I like best are the ones undressed

Well

Hello Adam

Where you been?

I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean

I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad

'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

He said captain

I said wot

I said wot