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Down here on Herne Bay front, the weather's not too good

There's not a lot of crumpet, and the fish and chips are greasy

My mates and I are working days and sometimes nights

Sixteen-track recording, though our tiny hands are frozen

Down here on Herne Bay front, the summer season's gone

But the 'Bingo' is still open, and there's always roller-skating

But if you feel weak, a drive down to the 'Dolphin' for a wee drink

A touch of old 'Peculiar' helps me think

Down here at Herne Bay front, on promenades 'stroll-on'

While the kids stop space invaders, fishermen in 'waders' hunt ragworms

Down here on Herne Bay front, there's eels and liquor pies

In 'The Sunset' in the morning, four cups of tea they're pouring

Here in Herne Bay

The bed and breakfast ladies are out all day

The slickest thing is oil out in 'The Bay'

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Above 'Rancheros' caff, back to Herne Bay front

It's not Hotel California, only electric bar-fires warm you

Down here on Herne Bay Front, the 'Rangoon' has closed down

Curry and chips right out the question, topless girls give indigestion

Here in Herne Bay

In the 'Divers Arms' you'll find them all on display

Even traffics wardens drink there - hip hip hooray!

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