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Artist: Carbona
Canonical path: /carbona/cretin-christine
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Cretin Christine
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Cretin Christine
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When she's around
Everyone panic
Yeha she's such a drag
She's not invited but she's always there
She's always there
I'm putting up a party tonight
I got beer on the fridge
Yeah I bet she's on the way
She's on the way
Cretin Cristine
Cretin Cretin
Cristine
Cretin Cretin
Cristine you suck so bad!
I swear to you
If you show up this time
I'm gonna split your head in two
She'll talk to you
Then if you play in band
She'll tell everyone that you're her friend
That you're her friend
When she get drunk
She even talks to the door
But she's as always ignored
She gets mad and puke the floor
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