Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Cardboard
Canonical path: /cardboard/astronaut-on-horse
Related lyric paths: 6
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Astronaut On Horse
Read Astronaut On Horse lyrics by Cardboard on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Astronaut On Horse
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Your love
Is nothing but a fast food meatball sub
On an altitude impaired, 747 bearing nitro-glycerin.
It reminds me of being kicked in the face by a rabid kangaroo,
Having my eyes taped open before 24/7 children's programming...
I hate it when i fall down the stairs;
Everybody stares...
I hate it when i trip up the stairs;
Everybody laughs...
I wish
I were better looking, more pleasing to the eye.
So all the girls will attend my funeral, when i fall down the stairs
And die...
I hate it when i fall down the stairs
Everybody stares
I hate it when i trip up the stairs
Everybody laughs
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Cardboard performs "Astronaut On Horse", and this lyric page sits inside the Cardboard catalog on LyroVerse.
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