Dirty Boy

We cut all his eyes we did

Squeezed the lids and down the grog into hole

He skip with cow eyed smile to the blissful

Into craggy dress and we will we praise him

We will praise him off his pins

Clear him of all sins

Oh my! We sang with strength to carry on

Encouraged him to sing along

We sang of all the world and praised him hooray!

Stay alive to live or without

And he is down all over and out

Watch us hang on shoulders as tall as gold as

Feely hand and finger around all we

And look to see if we care if he is heaven sent or

Hell bent but we will praise him

We will praise him all away

Praise him all away

My arms chancing and you will no way

Live long enough to repay me

I praise you anyway always

Wipes last with brown and pale

Dirty boy he gone all stale

And down the stair and hallway crawling

And pig and toast and kitchen brawling

Night-time days are all weekless

Alarm charm, he's all up and dressed

He dirty boy, he bathroom dances

And check his jam and breathe on glasses

Spiny grip brings all off 'mr. Regal jelly' in hand

Warm feel and suck regal man suck bland

Suck bland away and he a sleepy cow-eyed dog

He treading soft sand

Kiss and stroke and praise him

Stroke and praise him

All is worth a kiss

Not how to cleanse

And fowl preserver of sick somehow don't worry now

Hold his mouth and stop him breathing

Over and out