Insect Hoofs On Lassie

Real (or imaginary) ice-spitting fire

(That comfortable sound)

Hands in the air both feet stood on the ground

Lassie's on my TV

I get flat on all fours and start kissing the screen

And I sit like a good dog in the hope that she might

Give in to me

What's the matter? Neither good nor bad weather

Makes me all ill-like (suffer with pain)

But I don't mind, he is me look lassie!

Watch him until he dies of his brain

All or nothing (before he dies of his brain)

Breathe in my skin ooh! It feeling too hard

Start collect the hoofs from my insect graveyard

No longer imaginary

I want it, I need it so bad that I cry

Let's make between we you more

Fantastic that we ever feared of

Hero collie! Insect hoofs on lassie instead of his feet

He lassie, not she!

Because of me all she is blessed with the

Mane of a horse and wings of a bee

(And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she)

Customising lassie

Tail out the window

Press in coloured glass

For more beautiful eyes!

Daddy-long-leg lashes how you flirt, get out of here!

Our hero dog, insect hoofs on lassie

Worthy of space dog worthy of me

After my lassie customising y'be holding up all your

Tiny insect hoofs and worshipping me

What's the matter?

Insect hoofs on lassie instead of his feet

(He lassie not she)

But I don't mind all she is blessed with the

Mane of a horse and wings of a bee

(And carrying a cluster of bee eggies in the centre of she)