War Of The Roses

You give me your last line said Dave

And I’ll give you my dog

Okay if you’re serious I’ll take it off your hands

And then the next day, amongst the

Debris and the cans

He says: We were all just wrecked last

Night you know

You can't swap a dog for blow, come on

You’re the greatest friend to me

You’re the only friend to me

Nobody cares for me like you

So I said: Let's talk of this no more

Just scrape ourselves up off this floor

I saw grace last night she said she’s into you

Well, I’d go check it out if I were you

She’ll be at the monument at two

You’re the greatest friend to me

You’re the only friend to me

Nobody cares for me like you do

Now come, you’ve gone and tricked me again

This time you really stitched me up my friend

See, I wait four hours, in the rain

Get home and you have snatched my pup

You tried a trick, you’ve come un stuck

Come on man, now what the fuck?

I think you’ll find you took what’s mine

Try to be a man of your word

You got the dog you got the line

So no, you do not get the bird

You’re the greatest friend to me

You’re the only friend to me

Nobody cares for me like you do