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Artist: Carnagie
Canonical path: /carnagie/news-report-skit
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News report skit
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News report skit
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This is Jane Donner for Channel 69 News
Rapper Carnagie has just taken 300 people hostage at this school
He is slowly letting students out but all teachers are still in
Noone really knows whats going on in there
Excuse me!
Student:(High) Yeh
Jane: Hello I'm Jane Donner for Channel 69 News
Student:(High) Haha! You said 69
Jane: Yes Thats the station this is on Live TV
Student: Yo! What up to Chris, Jon, Baker, Timmy, my girl Lisa, our 2 month anniversary was last nite
Jane:Thats nice whats goin on in there
Student: You know that awesome rapper Carnagie well he came in with 4 guns and 40 pounds of dope and he gave some out yo hes a nice man
Jane: Whats he doing to the teachers
Student: I dunno but he let me go
Jane: Ok Thank you, please stay with Channel 69 to stay updated on this breaking story this is Jane Donner
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