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Artist: Caroline Konstnar
Canonical path: /caroline-konstnar/stripper-magician
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Stripper Magician
Read Stripper Magician lyrics by Caroline Konstnar on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Stripper Magician
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Stripper Magician, a wonderful addition
To parties and funerals even police suspicion
I think there's something shiny behind your ear
I can also make your daughter’s virginity disappear
Take a look at my magic stick
It makes dreams come true with just one lick-
Flick
Pulling out these scarves like I pull out of your daughter
I'm a magic man, a real Harry Potter
Bibbidi-Bop and Alakazam
When I go to town, I bring diaphragms
Stripper Magician on a musical mission
I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition
For my next trick, I need a wire-coat hanger
This one's for the dads who didn’t mean to bang her
My magic hat is where I keep my tips
Safe from taxation, it's an easy trick
I call it tax evasion, plain and simple
The US government is the one that I swindle
Stripper Magician, making sexual transmissions
I may not pay my taxes but at least I have your digits
Pick a card, any card
And if your friend's in need, I'll make his penis hard
Stripper magician, na na ni na nan
Ham, ham
Nam, nam
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Caroline Konstnar performs "Stripper Magician", and this lyric page sits inside the Caroline Konstnar catalog on LyroVerse.
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