Boys In Books

It's started off with Jacob

But then Edward came along

I had a thing for Emmett

But my love for Jasper's strong

Or maybe even Carlisle, no

But that would just be strange

These boys in books are better

'Cos they're never gonna change

I wish I was Hermione

'Cos those Weasley boys are fit

And I'd date Draco Malfoy

If I thought he would commit

Or maybe Cedric Diggory, oh

But he's in Hufflepuff

These boys in books are better

And I just can't get enough

Of reading everything about them

These guys we'll always depend upon

And maybe there's a guy out there just like them

Who's looking for a girl like Bella Swan

Nah!

These boys in books are better

'Cos they'll be here forever

And we'll always be together

And you can take me bowling

If you were made up by Rowling

I was sold on Gale

Who's strong and brave and tall.

But then she gave us Peeta

Who I think confused us all

But Finnick's where my heart is

So, Annie, move aside!

But why couldn't I have fallen for

The ones that didn't die?!

Don't even get me started

On Pride and Prejudice

I've looked for Mr. Darcy

Girls, he really don't exist

But, then again, there's Bingley

So, Jane, get out the way

Cos I love a bit of cheesiness

And I love a good cliché

So boys I hope you're taking notice

'Cos I'm one in a huge majority

I guess I'm more of a Luna Lovegood

But if you ask me nice, I could be your Ginny

These boys in books are better

'Cos they'll be here forever

And we'll always be together

And you could be a player

But I won't care if you're by Meyer

Don't make me use

Accio

Come on, Darcy

And please, bring Draco!

Finnick's body

With Edward's looks

But hurry up before I close the book!

These boys in books are better

'Cos they'll be here forever

And we'll always be together

And you could be my man

If you've been written by Suzanne

Boys in books are better

'Cos they'll be here forever

And we'll always be together

And I know it's an addiction

That I'm in love with fiction

But as long as I'm still breathing

I just have to keep on reading

And it's gonna be redletter

When I find a guy that's better

Than...

Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper

And Harry, Ron and Draco, Cedric

Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick

Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance

And it's gonna be redletter

When I find a guy that's better

Than you