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Artist: Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Canonical path: /carter-the-unstoppable-sex-machine/bloodsport-for-all
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Bloodsport For All
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Bloodsport For All
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Bloodsport for all said Corporal Flash
And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun
And fed me pet food, Kit-e-Kat and Chum
Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby
Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Roll up, roll up goes the revielle
Abuse the bugle boy of Company B
Suffer in silence said Brigadier General Holmes
Or change your name to Smith or Jones
Learn to live with all the death threat notes
The big bananas and the racist jokes
Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby
Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Roll up, roll up goes the revielle
Abuse the bugle boy of Company B
CHORUS
And the coldeest stream guards of them all
Sang God Save the Queen and Bloodsport for All
While we're on the subject,
I've been called a spade
Single filed in public
With my privates on parade
I hope my feet go flat
Before I hang myself
Because I can't take this crap
I'm going A.W.O.L.
CHORUS
And the coldeest stream guards of them all
Sang God Save the Queen and Bloodsport for All
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