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Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (Longer Version)

Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (Longer Version) lyrics by Eric Cartman. WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!! Well, Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch, she the biggest bitch in the whole wide...

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Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (Longer Version)

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WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!

Well, Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch,

she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch

and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.

Then Sunday, just to be different,

she's a super Kinkameihameiha biatch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's astupid bitch.

(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethinglike this

(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.

She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

*gasp*

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's astupid bitch.

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...

Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.

Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah

chaaaah!

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