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Artist: Eric Cartman
Canonical path: /cartman-eric/kyle-s-mom-is-a-bitch-longer-version
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Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (Longer Version)
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Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (Longer Version)
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WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Well, Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super Kinkameihameiha biatch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's astupid bitch.
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit somethinglike this
(unspeakable passage)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's astupid bitch.
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!
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