Rice Dream Girl

was in the safeway store

when i saw you in aisle four

i swear you looked so nice

you were buying milk that was made out of rice

i tried to think of something clever to say

but you were already walking away

in an attempt to get my groove on

i offered you my white castle coupon

the radio was playing seal

i tried to tell you how i feel

but then our shopping carts locked wheels

& the moment just seemed wrong

oh won't you do what's right

put your groceries in my car tonight

i want to take you home

oh w/ your eyes of blue

i want to drink rice milk w/ you

i'll be your one and only

so we won't be so lonely