Getting' Over

I had a puerto-rican boyfriend from Queens

Used to make me pay for everything

You know what I mean?

He'd say: Caz, can you please buy me a mac and cheese?

Pay my way, buy me my drinks, please?

And, since I have no job (no job)

And I'm low on cash (cash)

Buy me a MetroCard, make it the monthly pass

He'd smoke on my grass and drink on my wine

"Gimme, gimme, gimme" is all I hear, all the time

It's like I'm dating a motherfuckin' prostitute

'Cause I gotta swing loop just to knock some dues

I gotta wipe out my MasterCard and VISA

Just to get a piece of the Mona Lisa

Two slices of pizza with pepperoni

And I might get a kiss next time I'm horny

This shit is corny, past the breaks, it's stopping

You only call me up when you wanna go shopping

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You always get what you want

You always choose the movie in the restaurant

You say where we go, you say when we go

You say how we do it, every position (sighs)

I give up, 'cause you're always winning

You never change the limit, and, my head is spinning

And, if you've been in the situation I've been in

Gotta do some extra spending for that happy ending

Ain't nothing funny when your mom calls me up

And try to borrow money

And, since you want somebody, just shut up and listen

While you make the decisions

I gotta cut you off, like a circuncision (ow)

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

I guess I found someone who's more fucked up than me

Who's more stuck up than me

Who DJs my stereo, but won't play my CD

He just won't let go of my remote control

And I'm stuck watching "Go to Roll" twice in a row

I'd be nice to know when the dice would roll

'Cause what I thought was paradise ain't even, now you're leaving

Unbelieving when my friends told me up at the time

You would do my notebook to critique my rhymes

I can't take it no more, you repaint my place when I go to the store

Like, I turn around, and, then, my walls are brown! ( "So what?" )

'Cause brown is the new white, but, white was the old black

But, paint that shit back

'Cause you're giving me and my dog a heart attack

Not a fact, it's a wrap

So, find a new guy

And don't forget your velvet-painting of J-Lo

That you told me you'd cry (crying) if I didn't buy

And, by the way, you know the 40 bucks you lost on our bet?

I didn't forget, so, leave the cash by the bed

(By the bed, by the bed, by the bed)

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah

You're not gettin' over, over, over

You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)