Bewitched

After one

Whole quart

Of brandy

Like a daisy

I'm awake

With no

Bromo-Seltzer

Handy

I don't

Even shake

Men are not

A new

Sensation

I've done

Pretty well

I think

But this

Half-pint

Imitation

Put me

On the blink

I'm wild again

Beguiled again

A simpering

Whimpering

Child again

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

Am I

Couldn't sleep

And

Wouldn't sleep

When love came

And told me

I shouldn't

Sleep

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

Am I

Lost my heart

But what of it

He is cold

I agree

He can laugh

But I love it

Although

The laugh's

On me

I'll sing

To him

Each spring

To him

And long

For the day

When I'll cling

To him

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

Am I

He's a fool

And don't I

Know it

But a fool

Can have

His charms

I'm in love

And don't I

Show it

Like a babe

In arms

Love's

The same old

Sad sensation

Lately

I've not slept

A wink

Since

This half-pint

Imitation

Put me

On the blink

I've sinned

A lot

I'm mean a lot

But I'm

Like

Sweet seventeen

A lot

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

Am I

I'll sing

To him

Each spring

To him

And worship

The trousers

That cling

To him

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

Am I

When he talks

He is seeking

Words to get

Off his chest

Horizontally

Speaking

He's at

His very best

Vexed again

Perplexed again

Thank God

I can be

Oversexed again

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

Am I

Wise at last

My eyes

At last

Are cutting

You down

To your size

At last

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

No more

Burned a lot

But learned

A lot

And now

You are broke

So you

Earned a lot

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

No more

Couldn't eat

Was dispeptic

Life was so hard

To bear

Now my heart's

Antiseptic

Since you

Moved out

Of there

Romance, finis

Your chance

Finis

Those ants

That invaded

My pants

Finis

Bewitched

Bothered

And bewildered

No more