You Stole My Cauldron But You Can't Have My Heart

You think you're quite the wizard, got me under your spell,

But guess what, Mister Wizard, you don't know me so well

You thought you were so clever, but, in truth, you're a crook

And no way you're gettin' away with all the things that you took

You stole my cauldron

My favourite black hat

Purloined my owl

Then flew off like a vampire bat

You claimed that you loved me

Said we'd never part

Then you stole my cauldron

(Oh, you stole her cauldron)

But you can't have my heart.

Oh, sure, you're quite the dancer, swept me off of my feet

But back here on the ground, I see a liar and cheat

And when you disappeared at first it's me who I blamed

But now I see you're wicked as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

You stole my cauldron

The toads from my pond

Crystal phials of my memories

Plus my larch and phoenix feather wand

But don't think that you broke me

Cause you ain't all that smart

See, you stole my cauldron

(Stole her favourite cauldron)

But you can't have my heart.

(You stole her cauldron)

Go on and take it!

(Her hippogriff, too!)

Careful, he bites.

(Her dragon skin coat)

You can have it!

If that's worth so much to you.

But love, love is priceless

Like a rare work of art

Yes, you stole my cauldron

(She can buy a new cauldron)

But you can't have

You can't have

You can't have my heart!

(No, no, no, you stole her cauldron)

(No, no, no, you stole her cauldron)

Not my heart!

(No, no, no, you stole her cauldron)

You stole my cauldron, but you can't have my heart!

(Her heart!)