Chainsaw Killer

Some say Jasper's father was really mean

He wouldn't sleep a wink all night

if he forgot to make his wife cry somehow

The man's brain was eaten away by drink

Some say Jasper's mother went bonkers

For they would find no other answer

To the mocking question whether

It was sane of her not to leave or die

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Jasper may have gone through the hell

In his buried infant days

But it may well be.

It seems to me

No one quite knows why

He went down the murky road

Of a chainsaw , of a chainsaw killer

Some say Jasper's grand-dad had an axe

The best lumber-jack in the hamlet

Could handle an ancient oak alone

And then leave his money to the whores

Today chainsaws scathe the forest green

Flooded by platoons of hearty lads

Raving motors scare the wolves away

Jasper roams alone in woods and broods

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Jasper may have x2

Jasper thinks the trees should grow in peace

He fondles the birch-bark with affection

No one listened to him until the day

When a state-owned chainsaw disappeared

Some say Jasper could not use a chainsaw

Some say: "he couldn't tell chalk from cheese"

But our Jasper is gone so are his wits

Cavorting newshounds are swarming in his hut

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Jasper may have x2