Internet Nerd's Brother

[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)]

Hello?

(Hello?)

What's up, Charlie?

(What's up, man?)

Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just searching on the 'net

(Heard anything about Chamillionaire?)

[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}]

Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that?

Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that?

Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack

Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track

Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates

He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place

Let me log on the 'net, I don't have no time to waste

I'm a log on Chamillionaire.com and rub it in his face

Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a square

He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care

If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail

And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell

Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger

He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter

I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him

Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best again

Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an +Internet Nerd+

I'm a log on his Gmail and hack his f-ing password

Sure, he's got Internet fans

But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin him

Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think again

His last one sucked, I never made it up to number ten

I couldn't even pretend, that I would ever get him

I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom"

He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to?

His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable

Make me want to enter in-to a mental institute

In the real commercial world, he is like invisible

On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty bars

I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy blog

And plus I wonder overseas, is he really large?

He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured

My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty cars

Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours

He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows

I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be exposed

His personality stinks, can't stand the scent of it

Where's his website? He didn't even finish it

If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot

I don't think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet

Chat rooms or something that I'm normally glued to

But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools

'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose

Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube

Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all frontin

Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens

All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin

(Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming

{Why you mad at me man?}