Big Legged Mama

Well hello Georges, well I'll be doggone!

I hadn't seen you in a long time, man, where have you been?

Well, you see, I've been hangin' around but eh

I ain't been doin' no good

Well you ain't been goin' to the right places man

You must go to the right places, you know

The right places is where I go!

Well

Where's that?

Where's that place you go?

And then

And then

You know that big fat woman they call Big Sally?

You-you know Big Sally?

You mean that - you mean that big woman

With her chest hangin'down below her knees?

Yes

That's the one I'm talkin' about

Everytime she walks she kick herself in the chest

Yes, I remember that

Uh, well look friend, I tell ya - I tell ya what you should do for me

You should sing a couple of numbers, you know

Short numbers and then I'll take the rest

You know what you used to sing?

What was - what was I used to sing?

Ah

The one about

What Shakespeare wrote

You know

Mama move your false teeth papa wanna scratch your gums

Or somethin' like that you know - you understand, yeah

All right, now look

You sing a verse and then I'll sing a verse

Well early in the mornin', when I wake up in my bed

That's it!

That's it!

That's it!

Sing that one, yeah, that's good

Or did you wake up, you know

Early in the mornin' yes

You sound like my mother-in-law, you know

Yes when I wake up in my bed

Scoobydoobydoo

That's it, that's it, yeah

Yeah I don't have no money

You never did!

But I have the blues in my bread

No no l-l-l