4 Quarters In The Black (Skit)

You damn right, we doin' good

We just had four consecutive quarters in the black

You kiddin' me?

Hey, wait a minute, where you goin'?

Come he– no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Come here, co–

Before you do, before you do all that, come here

Let me talk to him for a minute

Y'all know I'm proud of him, right?

As a matter of fact

Excuse me, excuse me, uh, uh

Garçon, yeah, boy I'm talkin' to you

Come here, give me one of them things

You old enough to drink, ain't ya?

Now, you know I got to do this

I'd like to make a toast to this young man

Come on, give it up, ladies and gentlemen

Give it up, come on, hahahahaha

Look at him, this is the future

This is a guy who literally never ceases to surprise me

The decisions he makes

Are not necessarily the decisions I would have made

Or anybody with some sense

But what I can say is: The boy is fearless

He's ambitious and he's a honest man

Look, he's grown, really

Got his lady with him, makin' himself a lil' money, look like

We see the success, but what's next?

I mean, we're proud

But you can't just pack it all up and start all over

It works here 'cause you got us

The support here is what made ya

This boy's a prime example, hm

Of countin' your eggs before they hatch

Got a lil' lucky, now he up and ready to take over the whole globe

Look at him, the kid's got big, big plans

And I hope they all work out, I really do

But do you ever really think about how it's s'posed to all work out?

Do you have health insurance? A retirement plan?

And you need to start savin' money, right? Huh?

Uh, and he gon' need a car

And you need to pay me that money you owe me

And you need a wife

And you need Jesus

Oh, and you need to be a vegan

Don't forget about that veganism, that's that 2019, it's almost 2020

(And you need a credit card)

You need to stop doin' that Percy pill

(And he gon' need a car)