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Artist: Charles Bronson
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Ebro's Bitter Onslaught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass
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Ebro's Bitter Onslaught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass
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So what if I overdressed for the show?
Fuck you, asshole, cuz you got a crooked nose
And from what I can tell it must obstruct your sight
cuz it's only four letters but you still can't say my fucking name right
Elbro's not my name!
You cut out every line I said
Next time I see you you're fucking dead
Would've been my fifteen minutes of fame
but no, you blind bastard, you're the one to blame
So what if our story wasn't as cool as the rest?
How about I fuck your wife, would that get your interest?
Still, Jerry, after all this there's one thing I don't know
What sucks more, you, or your fucking show?
Elbro's not my name! [x4]
Fucker!
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