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Artist: Charles Bronson
Canonical path: /charles-bronson/i-can-t-be-in-a-band-with-you-because-you-like-epitaph
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I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph
Read I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph lyrics by Charles Bronson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph
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Poser likes to go shopping in the mall
to buy crappy music to add to the collection on his wall
but just like his paper route it's all the same
a life that's boring and tastes that are lame
Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
Stupid dorks
Cesar thinks ? is the best
Even in the summer he's got that longsleeve shirt on his chest
He bases his life around his favorite disc "Suffer"
and he's fucking pissed he actually had to pay $ for gas huffer
Airwalk shoes
Baggy shorts
Baseball hats
I hate it all
It makes me
wanna
fuckin' smash my
stereo against the wall
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Charles Bronson performs "I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph", and this lyric page sits inside the Charles Bronson catalog on LyroVerse.
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