Drunken Duncan

Poor old Duncan Ferguson's a man of great renown

He played against the Teddy Bears in dear old Dundee town

Now Walter was defiant, he signed this gentle giant

So he donned the red white and the blue

As Jim McLean stood waving, £4 million a saving

He shouted out to Duncan, Too Ra Loo.

Now Duncan had a reputation on and off the park

He liked to go out disco dancing especially after dark

But during all his funking, we called him Drunken Duncan

Then big Duncan off the handle flew

Oh I see your not a Fenian, so the Judge said I'll be lenient

Go back and play for Rangers, Too Ra Loo.

The young men from Kirkcaldy they came to Govan Town

And Duncan's big bad temper now was sure to let him down

Jock McStay said, your no worth four million so he nutted him a dull yin

And Jock McStay his face was black and blue

Big Duncan's reputation cost him his occupation

So they kicked out of Ibrox, Too Ra Loo.

Alas for Human kindness every doggie has it day

And Duncan had to pay the price for butting Jock McStay

The magistrate Mawhinnie, he sent him to Barlinnie

And he had to share a cell with Burnie too

So let's sing in jubilation, Farewell to this Freemason

To poor old Drunken Duncan,Too Ra Loo.