Mike Teavee's song

The most important thing, that we've ever learned,

The most important thing we've learned as far children are

concerned

Is nerver, never let them near, a television set,

Or better still just don't intall the idiotic thing at all,

(Is nerver, never let them... never, never let them)

It rots the senses in the head, It kills imagination dead,

It clogs and clutters up the mind, It makes a child so dull and

blind,

(So blind... So blind)

You can no longer understand a fairytale in fairyland. (A

fairyland...A fairyland)

His brian becomes as soft as cheese,

his thinking powers rust asn freeze,

He cannot thing, he only SEES!...

Regarding little Mike Teavee,

we very much regret that we (Regret that we)

Will simply have to wait and see...

We very much regret that we

Will simply have to wait and see

if we can get him back to size,

But if we can't... It serves him right!