Piss Up a Rope

my dinner's on fire

while she watches TV

and if you've ever wondered

what it's like to be me

she takes all my money

and leaves me no smokes

yells at my buddies

and insults my folks

i'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can

she's got time for the dog and none for her man

and i'm no dope

but i can't cope

so hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

you can

piss up a rope

and you can put on your shoes

hit the road get truckin'

pack your bag

i don't need the ag

on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'

you ride my ass

like a horse in a saddle

now you're up shits creek

with a turd for a paddle

and i can't cope

piss up a rope

uh you can piss up a rope

and feel the pissy dribble

you can piss up a rope

and watch me giggle

for the last 6 months

i been packin' your bag

you can wash my balls

with a warm, wet rag

till my balls feel smooth

and soft like silk

i'm sick of your mouth

and your 2 percent milk

and i'm no dope

but i've lost all hope

so hit the fuckin' road and

piss up a rope

you can

piss up a rope

and you can put on your shoes

hit the road get truckin'

pack your bag

i don't need the ag

on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'

you ride my ass

like a horse in a saddle

now you're up shits creek

with a turd for a paddle

and i can't cope

piss up a rope

(solos)

you can

piss up a rope

and you can put on your shoes

hit the road get truckin'

pack your bag

i don't need the ag

on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'

you ride my ass

like a horse in a saddle

now you're up shits creek

with a turd for a paddle

and i can't cope

piss up a rope

(repeat)