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Artist: Charlie McDonell
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HAIR!
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HAIR!
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I want my hair back,
I feel like a twat.
What happened to my mop?
It went all over my top.
And now I feel like Poo,
And it's because of you.
How did you convince me?
This is not what I want to see!
I hate you.
Your freaking suck.
What happened?
You cut your hair? I'm so gunna unsubscribe.
How did you think that this mess on my head was stylish?
I look like a kid.
Oh, if only I could get what I wish,
Because if I could then you'd be dead.
I hate you.
Your freaking suck.
What happened?
Uhh... what the hell did I do?
I want my hair back,
I feel like a twat.
What happened to my mop?
It went all over my top.
And now I feel like Poo,
And it's because of you.
How did you convince me?
This is not what I want to see!
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