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HAIR!

HAIR! lyrics by Charlie McDonnell. I want my hair back, I feel like a twat. What happened to my mop? It went all over my top. And now I feel like Poo, And...

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HAIR!

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I want my hair back,

I feel like a twat.

What happened to my mop?

It went all over my top.

And now I feel like Poo,

And it's because of you.

How did you convince me?

This is not what I want to see!

I hate you.

Your freaking suck.

What happened?

You cut your hair? I'm so gunna unsubscribe.

How did you think that this mess on my head was stylish?

I look like a kid.

Oh, if only I could get what I wish,

Because if I could then you'd be dead.

I hate you.

Your freaking suck.

What happened?

Uhh... what the hell did I do?

I want my hair back,

I feel like a twat.

What happened to my mop?

It went all over my top.

And now I feel like Poo,

And it's because of you.

How did you convince me?

This is not what I want to see!

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