Hayley G Hoover

I'm not really in love with anyone

But sometimes I like to pretend

That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend

She lives all the way over in america

And we don't share the same political views

But as far as hypothetical girlfriend's go

She'll do

Hayley G Hoover is sucking up my heart

She'll store it in a flask and she'll keep it forever

Hayley G hoover, she is quite a mover

Her videos are good

And if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching them

Then I reckon you should

I met her IRL one time

And she was pretty nice

But when I meet her in my mind

She does much more than just suffice

She's the perfect woman more or less

Though less is more but i digress

She's the perfect girl for me

Though, not really

Hayley G Hoover is hoovering up my love

And she'll store it just above where she put my heart

Hayley G Hoover she's cuter than a goofer

Her videos are neat

And if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching them

Then then that'd be greet

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Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)

And I know that I'm not Bo Burnham but I hope I'll do

'Cause I want to spend all my days fantasising quietly and you and me and me and you

The Wine Kone's got nothing on me

I'm a bigger creep than he'll ever be

Because I want you inside of me

Though I only mean that mentally

I'm not really in love with anyone

But sometimes I like to pretend

That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend