Every Guy Ever

This is a song about every guy ever

You say you don't want him, he wants you forever

Oh my God, it's tragic

This shit always happens

La-da-da-da

He'll call you up and say that he's out with his friends

So you don't wait at his place and he'll meet you in bed

It's getting late, you're awake so you call him again

He calls you crazy (crazy)

He'll be mad the second that he don't know where you are

But he'll make out with a girl in the back of the bar

But he says you're a mess when you're sleeping around

Manipulating

Bu-bu-bu-bullshit, play with our emotions

It always ends the same, they're so predictable

This is a song about every guy ever

You say you don't want him, he wants you forever

Oh my God, it's tragic

This shit always happens

This is a song about every guy ever

You say that you love him and he's like: Whatever

Oh my God, I hate it

They're so overrated

He'll call you up and he'll say that he's sad that it's over

Let me guess, he's a wreck and he's begging for closure

But he'll just take advantage of you having a heart

Honey, he'll keep doing damage as you're falling apart

In the back of a car

Where you kissed on your first date

Make you forget that you cried on your birthday (your birthday)

Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way

Yeah, the worst way (the worst way)

Bu-bu-bu-bullshit, play with our emotions

It always ends the same, they're so predictable

This is a song about every guy ever

You say you don't want him, he wants you forever

Oh my God, it's tragic

This shit always happens

This is a song about every guy ever

You say that you love him and he's like: Whatever

Oh my God, I hate it

They're so overrated

La-da-da-da

In the back of a car, where you kissed on your first date

'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way

Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way

In the worst way, oh

Make you forget that you cried on your birthday

'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way

Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way

In the worst way