Blame It On The Beer

I got drunk at the bar, took a cab to my car

Drove my drunk ass home

What the hell was I thinking, to do much drinking

And I didn't wanna be alone

So I called up my baby, I was thinking just maybe

She could come my way tonight

But she could tell I wasn't sober so she wouldn't come over

So I thought maybe I just might

Call my ex lover, but she couldn't take another

One night stand with me

My night should have been done but I wanted more fun

And Im footloose and fancy free

Drink after drink my nights come alive

The more I think about it how the hell did I survive

All the things ive done over the years

I aint taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers

I knew I was in trouble when I started seeing double

But I pressed on anyway

I had my mind set that I was gonna get

The girl to come and play

So I got in my car to drive to the bar

Where this crazy night was born

Then I said oh shit and I heard the siren hit

And the cop blowing on his horn

I fell asleep at the light and it was a scary sight

When the got me to the side of the road

Blew a point two oh was a hell of a show

Damn I wish I just never drove

Drink after drink my nights come alive

The more I think about it how the hell did I survive

All the things ive done over the years

I aint taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers

So im stuck in jail no cash to pay bail

But I get my one phone call

I call my best friend he says he did it again

Man we really got to talk

You got to calm your ass down lay off the crown

This is getting out of hand

I say im sorry dude I don't mean to be rude

But I cant say no to a free kick stand

He says youre gonna get killed if you don't chill

But I don't like his advice

When I get my rum I have so much fun

Sweet tea just wont suffice

You may look at me and think ive lost all common sense

No matter how you look at it I sure as hell lost my innocence

But I have a good excuse please listen up in here

It aint me doing these crazy things lets blame it on the beer

Drink after drink my nights come alive

The more I think about it how the hell have I survive

All the things ive done over the years

I aint taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers