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Artist: Chesney Kenny
Canonical path: /chesney-kenny/keg-in-the-closet
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Keg in the Closet
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Keg in the Closet
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We had a dog named Bocephus livin in the front yard
He liked sleeping out on top of the car
He drank beer out of a mason jar
And he climbed up on everyone in bed
White frame house in a college town
A bunch of people always hanging around
No real problems we needed to drown
But we'd try our best anyway
We went to class just to pass the time
Back in '89
We had a keg in the closet
PIZZA on the floor
Left over from the night before
Where we were going we didn't really care
We had all we ever wanted
in that Keg in the closet
This ol' guitar taught me how to score
Right there on that Lambda Chi porch
Mary Ann taught me a little more
about wanting what you can't have
Sweatshirts and flag football
Spring Breaks down in Panama
For awhile we had it all
We never dreamed it wouldn't last
We went to class just to pass the time
Back in '89
We had a keg in the closet
PIZZA on the floor
Left over from the night before
Where we were going we didn't really care
We had all we ever wanted
in that Keg in the closet
We all kinda went our separate ways
But I swear it seems like yesterday
Keg in the closet
it's on the floor
Left over from the night before
Where we were going we didn't really care
We had all we ever wanted
in that Keg in the closet
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