Hawk Jones

[intro banter]

[verse 1: childish gambino]

My flow like hawk jones

The little bitty one

Hit me on my iphone

You can text me when i'm done

I'm sicker than your grandparents honey

I'm sicker than that bitch at the end of ben button

Your mix tapes mean nothing

I put out albums in a week

Eat these other rappers rhymes

That is why my breath stink

You get fucked like nymphos

These rolls make niggas roll up their windows

These frito banditos

They're like chips

They talk shit see me bend it

These niggas round here

They don't let your tongue slip

Send you black and blue

Like you an african crip

My green like a weird watermelon

No seeds

And my green like a weird watermelon

All leaves

My green don't fit in my white skinny jeans

Cause i move anywhere

So i guess i'm the queen

Yes yes i'm so hawk jonesx3

Yes yes andre show em how its done

[verse 2: dree dei (andree vermuelen)]

Whoever wanna climb this beanstalk

Is gonna find me

No i'm not a giant

But my name is an-dree

Oops i meant andree

Add an extra "e" and the accent mark

Yes it's dree not dreeeeee

He's so confused cause he thought i was a boy

Well i got two mounds but no almond joy

And all these fools wanna taste my cream

Infatuation thick like a slab of good brie

Infatuation real all they think of is me

Yes all these fucking charlies got a lactose disease

But they not intolerant

They daydream more than moderate

It's just not a meal until you sprinkle parmesean on it

It's just not a get until you give all you got on it

It's just not a cock until you put all of your heart in it

Look at him staring at my lips

Ain't they thicker than a pair of african hips

I thought we was friends

But he think we gone kiss

Here he comes leaning in

He swing he miss

How's it feel to taste a mouthful of air yes

How's it feel to kiss me knowing i am not there

[verse 3: childish gambino]

Boy i need a censor

Boy you need a mentor

These boys need to be lead

Like they're two pencils

Yes i'm a black nerd

It's that simply

Call me poindexter

Or the black ed grimly

Girl attitude stay stank like kimchi

But she ain't korean and her boy ain't friendly

Turn your girls that are friends to fuck buddies

Keep em on the wire

That's why i cuddy

And every girl that i'm friends with wants to fuck

That's why she waits till i'm drunk

Then she runs amuck

Guess boy my name's an aphrodisiac

Yes boy at the hotel's where i leave em at

I am animaniac cause i'm so wacko

Better warn a brother when you see a chick act ho

And even if she's so angel that she's on bones

No girl is so fly to fuck with hawk jones

Yes yes i'm so hawk jones x3

So why don't these motherfuckers just leave me alone