Mexican Thong Song

Oh my goodness I cannot believe this

Did you see that mayne?

Oh my god she got a thong on to the beach.

Baby with all that cellulite you got goin on down dere

You need to wear a beach blanket

Not a beach towel okay?

Oh that guts so scandalous

You know that girl can't handle it

Eating that twinkie like a big old witch

With a look in your eye like she want some fried fish

She like to eat at the buffet spot

She will eat everything even crumbs and drops

Macaroni and Cheese she ate the whole pot

She was eatin chalupa loca

She eat chicken by the truck truck truck

Hams like what what what

Baby tuck your gut gut gut

I think I sing it again

She eat chicken by the truck truck truck

Hams like what what what

All night long you never feed that thong

Oh baby look at that fat ass go blat bla blat blat blat

I hate it when your gut go bla bla bla blat

I hate it when your flap goes bla bla bla blat

I think you need to do some situps

Cuz that thong sure don't fit you mami

Ohh my goodness loco it's too big

Baby crack kills okay?

I see you later homie