Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Choum
Canonical path: /choum/apprendre-a-meme
Related lyric paths: 6
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Apprendre À Mémé
Read Apprendre À Mémé lyrics by Choum on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Apprendre À Mémé
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Y spiritus satana sanctus
Semper palpitu Kramouna
Y mortadella git de l'anus
Per dépuceler Ragounia
Moi je m'appelle Ragounia
Religieuse aux airs de vieille fille obscène
Moi je m'appelle Ragounia
La culotte à l'air, maculée de sphaigne
L'abstinance n'existe pas
Dans ce grand couvent converti en bordel
J'ai perdu y'a quelques mois
Ma virginité sur un tractopelle
{Refrain:}
Comme une idiote
Je tend la perche à des malfrats
Qui me tripotent
Dans les latrines ou sur les toits
Quand ils s'y mettent à trois
J'ai un ulcère à l'estomac
Qui grouille pendant neuf mois
Moi Ragounia
Moi je m'appelle Ragounia
Maîtresse du plumard, coquine et vicieuse
Barbouillée de mascara
J'applique le fond de teint par intraveineuse
Souffrir d'une cirrhose au foie
Quand j'avale cul sec, dix litres d'absinthe
La poitrine sur un matelas
Je m'endors avec la langue qui suinte
{au Refrain}
Ra...gou...nia! Ra...gou...nia! x8
{au Refrain, x3}
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